Hi,I am a 19-year-old loser who can do nothing but play video games, draw butts and hiss at any light not emanating from a t.v. or computer screen. Homestuck has claimed possession of all my pencils, I can't draw anything not trolls or buck-toothed dorks or douches in shades. I sometimes post about my brothers being dumb, everything else is reblogging or the occasional banter with my best friend.
What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night
I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true
This mostly happens in areas where a lot of students live.
The scream usually happens in the evening from what I know but I might be wrong. People do this to relieve stress since a lot of people have tests and assignments at the same time, it is a tradition that dates back to at least the 1970’s.
Swedes are the biggest fucking circlejerkers in the world I swear to god if you do something wacky everyone will tag along and it’s great
The call of the Swedes.
Such a beautiful natural phenomenon.
wouldn’t it be frightening if you walked into a room and suddenly boss battle type music started playing out of nowhere
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
shout out to pineapples which resemble neither pines nor apples
"how are you doing?"
[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]
my best friend is an atheist, but whenever she is comforting me with something in my life she uses examples of God to help me because she knows it makes me feel better, and vice versa, when i comfort her i never bring up God because i respect that it’s not something that helps or works for her
i feel like this is a model of how the world should work
that is perfect
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal