Hello, I am a big loser, run while you have the chance. I hardly tag everything I reblog and I complain a lot.

deans-darling-angel:

ectobilologist:

ahomestuckfanatic:

$o ba$ically what thi$ I$ $aying for me I$ that Tavro$ is out$ide my window wanting to kill me while $ollux is purrotecting me…….
(Here’s the link if you don’t know who your patron troll is http://zules.com/patrontroll/   )

So Terezi is trying to kill me while Karkat is protecting me?
Oh dear.

okay mine is hilariousGamzee wants to kill me and Kanaya is defending me

deans-darling-angel:

ectobilologist:

ahomestuckfanatic:

$o ba$ically what thi$ I$ $aying for me I$ that Tavro$ is out$ide my window wanting to kill me while $ollux is purrotecting me…….

(Here’s the link if you don’t know who your patron troll is http://zules.com/patrontroll/   )

So Terezi is trying to kill me while Karkat is protecting me?

Oh dear.

okay mine is hilarious
Gamzee wants to kill me and Kanaya is defending me

asymptomatics:

Guys, if any of you have any triggers you want me to tag please tell me. 

  • I don’t care if it’s embarrassing
  • That’s why anon exists
  • I will literally tag whatever triggers you have
  • Especially if it’s a phobia 

tetsuoatehimbread:

*draws*
wow i cant draw
*keeps drawing*

whorathy-gayle:

angeldictator:

I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”

All of mine

smiles-sunsets-and-sarcasm:

That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another…

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

kiwiggle:

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

????????? I am concerned where did the baby birdies go

where in the. what. how did the. i. what the fuck man

elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

Anonymous asked:

I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

shugarskull:

*tags one post NSFW*

ASSTITTYBUTTFUCKSLUTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

PROLAPSEDMILFANUSES IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

TAKINGGIANTDICKSINMYNOSTRILS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

ASIANTEENCAKEFARTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

LESBIANNIPPLECUNT IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

uss-gallifrey:

himaryua:

dogmanbirdgirl:

himaryua:

himaryua:

OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

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I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y

can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream

THAT’S NOTHING

THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR. image

IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER

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my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen

I think you just won. 

(Source: durito)

jaclcfrost:

[leans against the wall flirtatiously] [leans too far] [falls over]

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon crying because someone they loved died

(Source: missdontcare-x)